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Merry Christmas, Andrew Berg!
~~~~~catch a wave~~~~~
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a blissful mist
white and crisp
coats the ground
cold and wet
for tomorrow's set
of waves to be found
a snowy beach
in our reach
for this we pray
to jesus christ
who died for a price
it's christmas, hey
hands together and your eyes closed
with your feet in the water
god knows when you are surfing
god knows when you are surfing
pray while you surf
pray to god
pray to jesus
pray for a rad wave
a rad, rad wave
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3. |
Surfing Wife 2
03:01
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when chrismastime rolls around
the bachelor's life is less profound
i miss my daughter and my ex-wife
i'm alone on christmas and i want my old life
in the past, i've been naive
but the snow on the ground makes me pensive
it's too cold to catch a wave
and it's love that i crave
i owe you an apology my dear surfing wife
our daughter's loss was tragic but not worth leaving your life
giving gifts to myself
makes me feel like an elf
masturbating every night
is simply not right
i miss your warm touch
and your fingers in my butt
i'd ask you to peg me with a plastic thing
in the butt, in the butt
i owe you an apology my dear surfing wife
our daughter's loss was tragic but not worth leaving your life
and now i'm horny on christmas and all i can think of is you
and that the new-fallen snow looks like cum
oh, the new-fallen snow looks like cum
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New Year's
01:50
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i texted berg
to see if he wanted
to surf maybe
he said he was busy
and that's fine
and that’s fine
we'll surf again
this new years
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joshua i'm sorry
i made you see krampus with me
i thought it'd be fun for both of us
oh, how wrong i can be
that i can now see
i was wrong to make you go see the movie krampus with me like three years ago.
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6. |
Jesus Christ
01:48
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Angels from the realms of glory
Stars shone bright above
Royal David's city
Was bathed in the light of love
Jesus Christ was born today
Jesus Christ was born
Jesus Christ was born today
Jesus Christ was born
Lo, they did rejoice
Fine and pure of voice
And the wrong shall fail
And the right prevail
Jesus Christ was born today
Jesus Christ was born
Jesus Christ was born today
Jesus Christ was born
(And we're gonna get born now)
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AnDrEw BEEEERRRRRRRGGGG
(is an elf)
whoooooooooo liiiiiiiivessssss in my StOcKiNg
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8. |
Summer Santa
03:50
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white beard and a red hat
with swim trunks to match
sitting in his favorite chair
with a flower in his hair
summer santa got a new board today
he's gonna shred the gnar forever and give your presents away
santa you're a jolly fella
finish your drink w/ the umbrella
stand up! don't wait for your grave!
get out there! it's time to catch a wave!
summer santa got a new board today
he's gonna shred the gnar forever and give your presents away
"go Chris! Hang 10!" they say
but his name is Nick so he didn't look that way
~summer santa, catch a wave~~~~~~~~~
~~summer santa, catch a wave~~~~~~~~
~~~summer santa, catch a wave~~~~~~~
~~~~~summer santa, catch a wave~~~~~
~~~~~~summer santa, catch a wave~~~~
~~~~~~~summer santa, catch a wave~~~
~~~~~~~~summer santa, catch a wave~~
~~~~~~~~~summer santa, catch a wave~
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Santa Claus sunk my surfboard!
Why’d I let him borrow it?
He’s too fat to surf!
Santa Claus sank my surfboard
I wish he went with it
And I’m pissed off
Santa Claus sunk my surfboard
I’m fucking pissed off
Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah!
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What does surfing have to do with christmas?
Everything!
La la la la la la
What does surfing have to do with christmas?
Everything!
La la la la la la
Let’s rock!
Yeah!
Guitar solo!
Rock!
Roll!
Yeah!
What does surfing have to do with christmas?
Everything!
La la la la la la!
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I Hate Christmas
02:45
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I hate christmas
There I said it
I hate christmas
No, I don’t regret it
I don’t think it’s wonderful
AndI don’t think it’s grand
There’s one reason
This holiday I can’t stand:
Christmas is the embodiment of capitalism
And everything wrong in the world
It commodifies art and surfing
And makes us Marxists feel like turds
We are the
Andrew berg surf band
But now to our canon
Will we add:
Our hatred for capitalism
And our fulfillment of a niche
For a socialist utopia
Is well within reach
If we all grab a surfboard
And take our comrades in hand
Tear down those christmas lights
The proletariat will stand.
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12. |
Twelve Days of Surfmas
05:20
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On the first day of Surfmas
Andrew Berg gave to me:
a surfboard for surfing.
On the second day of Surfmas
Andrew Berg gave to me:
a surfboard for surfing
and a surfboard for surfing.
On the third day of Surfmas
Andrew Berg gave to me:
a surfboard for surfing
a surfboard for surfing
and a surfboard for surfing.
On the fourth day of Surfmas
Andrew Berg gave to me:
a surfboard for surfing
a surfboard for surfing
a surfboard for surfing
and a surfboard for surfing.
On the fifth day of Surfmas
Andrew Berg gave to me:
F i V e G o L d E n RrrriiiiIIIiiiiiiiinnnNNggssss
a surfboard for surfing
a surfboard for surfing
a surfboard for surfing
and a surfboard for surfing.
On the sixth day of Surfmas
Andrew Berg gave to me:
a surfboard for surfing
F i V e G o L d E n RrrriiiiIIIiiiiiiiinnnNNggssss
a surfboard for surfing
a surfboard for surfing
a surfboard for surfing
and a surfboard for surfing.
On the seventh day of Surfmas
Andrew Berg gave to me:
a surfboard for surfing
a surfboard for surfing
F i V e G o L d E n RrrriiiiIIIiiiiiiiinnnNNggssss
a surfboard for surfing
a surfboard for surfing
a surfboard for surfing
and a surfboard for surfing.
On the eighth day of Surfmas
Andrew Berg gave to me:
a surfboard for surfing
a surfboard for surfing
a surfboard for surfing
F i V e G o L d E n RrrriiiiIIIiiiiiiiinnnNNggssss
a surfboard for surfing
a surfboard for surfing
a surfboard for surfing
and a surfboard for surfing.
On the ninth day of Surfmas
Andrew Berg gave to me:
a surfboard for surfing
a surfboard for surfing
a surfboard for surfing
a surfboard for surfing
F i V e G o L d E n RrrriiiiIIIiiiiiiiinnnNNggssss
a surfboard for surfing
a surfboard for surfing
a surfboard for surfing
and a surfboard for surfing.
On the tenth day of Surfmas
Andrew Berg gave to me:
a surfboard for surfing
a surfboard for surfing
a surfboard for surfing
a surfboard for surfing
a surfboard for surfing
F i V e G o L d E n RrrriiiiIIIiiiiiiiinnnNNggssss
a surfboard for surfing
a surfboard for surfing
a surfboard for surfing
and a surfboard for surfing.
On the eleventh day of Surfmas
Andrew Berg gave to me:
a surfboard for surfing
a surfboard for surfing
a surfboard for surfing
a surfboard for surfing
a surfboard for surfing
a surfboard for surfing
F i V e G o L d E n RrrriiiiIIIiiiiiiiinnnNNggssss
a surfboard for surfing
a surfboard for surfing
a surfboard for surfing
and a surfboard for surfing.
On the twelth day of Surfmas
Andrew Berg gave to me:
a surfboard for surfing
a surfboard for surfing
a surfboard for surfing
a surfboard for surfing
a surfboard for surfing
a surfboard for surfing
F i V e G o L d E n RrrriiiiIIIiiiiiiiinnnNNggssss
a surfboard for surfing
a surfboard for surfing
a surfboard for surfing
and a surfboard for surfing.
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wHoooooOOOOOoooooo000ooooooOOOOO!
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14. |
Nöel
01:44
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Hey there noel
Can I call you noey?
This place is hell
When it gets snowy
I changed your name
For the sake of a rhyme
It’s not that lame
Lemons and lime
I’m off topic
this is a love song
a penis is a dick
a penis is a dong
I’ll start over
This is a disaster
Red rover
At songwriting I’m the master.
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Hey there noel
Can I call you noey
This place is hell
When it gets snowy
When we are together
Shredding the gnar
And There’s snow on the ground
I think life is gnar
I miss you
And I miss the coast
Surfing on christmas
Is what I miss the most
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if you want to know the words, listen.
to the poetics, and to the delivery.
just listen.
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16. |
New Year's
02:58
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j'ai envoyé un texto au berg
pour voir s'il voulait
peut-être surfer
il a dit qu'il était occupé
et c'est bien
et c’est bien
nous allons surfer à nouveau
cette nouvelle année
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Merry Christmas, Andrew Berg!
~~~~~catch a wave~~~~~
Andrew Berg!
It's Christmas!
Andrew Berg!
It's Christmas!
Andrew Berg!
It's Christmas!
Andrew Berg!
It's Christmas!
Andrew Berg!
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