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Surf Slut
06:06
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the sun is up - a mop of hair steps out of a prius
just our luck - better wander outside so he can see us
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he wants to be a surfer dude
to impress the capitol milfs
so he can see 'em in the nude
and proceed with all that filth
berg, you horny surf slut
you're a horndog stuck in a rut
but surfing will change your luck
(so let's go surfing a lot)
you want to go surfing
but you don't know the first thing
we will be your mentors
and take you under our wing
berg, you horny surf slut
so curious about the swell
your first time will not go well
berg, you horny surf slut
you're a horndog stuck in a rut
but surfing will change your luck
(so let's go surfing a lot)
[step one
lie on the board
step two
paddle, andrew berg
step three
stand up on the wave
step four
flash a shaka and wave]
berg, you horny surf slut
sometimes the lifeguards will be bitches
that's okay, we'll get sandwiches
berg, you horny surf slut
you're a horndog stuck in a rut
but surfing will change your luck
(so let's go surfing a lot)
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Beach
03:44
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a new day starts
the old one goes away;
each one a little longer than today.
you craved the grains of sand between your toes,
and the gentle ocean breeze upon your nose.
in the springtime, the waves are out of reach,
and in the summertime, we went to the beach.
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3. |
Surfing Wife
03:19
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i met you on a surfboard
a day of medium swell
the tide was low, but you weren't bored
and into love we fell
we had a surfing themed wedding
i guess it only made sense
it seemed the scene was setting
for a marriage of unprecedence
oh, you're my surfing wife
i'll be with you the rest of my life
oh, you're my surfing wife
and i love you
we surfed all day
made love all night
our marriage was perfect
you're the light of my life
our first child was born under water
but didn't know how to swim
so, we lost our only daughter
our love started to dim
oh, you're my surfing wife
but now it's for divorce i'll fight
oh, surfing wife
find a lawyer
now it's thirty-five years past
a bachelor again it's wild
cause there's one thing no marriage can last
and that's the death of a child
goodbye, surfing wife
now i'm free the rest of my life
goodbye, surfing wife
i always found your sister more attractive than you
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4. |
Surf's Up
02:10
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surf's up, catch a wave and you're soaring
go, Andrew Berg ~~~~~~~ Andrew Berg
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5. |
Surfing
02:18
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surfing
surfing
ooh la la la
ooh la la la
surfing
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6. |
Malibu
02:11
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after a long day of surfing
only one thing fulfills the man in me
i'm talking about breakfast burritos
not any one will do
i need a sausage and bacon burrito
from country kitchen malibu
the eggs are perfect
in a flour tortilla
believe me when i say
it's a real sight to see-a
breakfast burritos
not any one will do
i need a sausage and bacon burrito
from country kitchen malibu
when your surf day is over
but the swell was bitchin'
drive down the PCH
and stop at the country kitchen
breakfast burritos
not any one will do
i need a sausage and bacon burrito
from country kitchen malibu
oh yeah!
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7. |
Crimson and Clover
03:12
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ahhhhhhhhhhhh
now i don't hardly know her
but!
i think i could love her
cRiMsOn & ClOvEr
ahhhhhHHHHHHH
when she comes walking over
now
i've been waitin' to show her
cRiMsOn & ClOvEr
(over & over)
yeeeeeaaaaahhhHHHH
my my such a sweet thing
i wanna do
everything
what a beautiful feeling
cRiMsOn & ClOvEr
(over & over)
cRiMsOn & ClOvEr
(over & over)
cRiMsOn & ClOvEr
(over & over)
cRiMsOn & ClOvEr
(over & over)
cRiMsOn & ClOvEr
(over & over)
cRiMsOn & ClOvEr
(over & over)
& over & over & over
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8. |
Death (The Pirate Song)
01:36
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we come from los angeles
of Surf Party, USA
lots of people are fans of us
and ben's dad's name is jay
{yo ho a bottle of rum
argh
i'm a pirate}
we do not surf very well
we always miss the good swell
but we always have a good time
and nate's dad's name is ryan
{that's a lie and you know it}
i remember the first wave i caught
as it was also my last
the leash wrapped 'round my neck and went taught
and i bled out quite fast
{death is real}
now nate is dead
--this was a song about surfing and also death
{yo ho a bottle of rum
argh
i'm a pirate
i'm the pirate who killed
nate while he was surfing}
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9. |
Sharkbite
03:59
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when you're riding a wave (my friend)
don't be afraid (my friend)
but heed my strong advice
keep both feet on the surfboard
or you'll get a sharkbite
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feet floating in the water
and fins upon the wave
surf time turned to slaughter
and surfers in their grave
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10. |
Wave
06:21
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i have a dream
of surfing the biggest wave
the world has seen
it's glory that i crave
to sit in the water
& stare goliath down
a lamb prepped for slaughter?
or a first class surfing clown?
am i the wave?
or is the wave me?
who's to say...
but still i dream...
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surfing
wailing
my arms
flailing
the day
gone by
but please
don't cry
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for tomorrow
will be waves anew
for our friend,
andrew.
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